Noni's Summer Party!

This is a THROWDOWN, a SHOWDOWN, oh no we won’t SLOW DOWN…it’s gonna GO!
This year’s TNI Summer Party brings you three things that go great together: Tech Ops*, Water, and Plastic Chairs. Wait, I messed that up: TNI, Summer, and PARTY! There will be FURIOUS face painting, HEART-STOPPING food, SLURPADELIC soda, MONSTER trucks**, SKIN-MELTING vinyl rides, POWERFUL performances—a MAYHEM OF OLYMPIC PROPORTIONS!

Now we always say it’s going to be better than ever, but this time we are saying it AGAIN! We will kick things off with some delicious Gourmet Chinese*** at 4:30 p.m.

Then your incredibly talented co-workers in Tahitian Noni Idol will compete for the prestigious title of BEST PERFORMER EVER! Some of your co-workers are more talented than others and this time, with our state-of-the-art voting system, YOU will decide who gets the GOLD and who will likely not talk to their spouse (or guest) on the long ride of defeat back home. Our performers were hand-selected, wild-crafted, and micro-brewed from tree to bottle and will provide you with all the antioxidants**** and musical variety you need. Action starts fast and furiously at 5:30. Don’t be late!

Also, back by popular demand, the man with two first names, Scott Christopher will be our emcee for the evening. Scott has starred in many films and is know in certain circles as ‘the other funny red head.’ He will have you laughing until you fall to the ground with your mouth still open from all the gut-busting laughter until tiny ants crawl inside of your mouth and make an ant convention center of you*****.

And of course we don’t disappoint with Prizes – this year will be better than ever with giveaways ranging from the latest must-have electronics to cash prizes & travel packages! First prize of the night will be given away just before Noni Idol at 5:15! Stick around for the main giveaways at 7:15 (employees must be present to win) and finally our grand prize will be given away at our grand finale at the end of the night!

For the grand finale, you will LOVE the Golden Dragon Acrobats. Showing at 8 p.m., these fire-breathing****** daredevils will fight crime while taunting gravity and defying logic. Be prepared to explain to small children, “How they do that?” You’ll want to see them again. Here is a quick article from this morning’s Salt Lake Tribune as well as a link below to purchase tickets for their next mind-blowing show.

Golden Dragon Acrobats in Park City

>>If the summer Olympics have reawakened your obsession with Chinese culture, head up to Park City to watch the Golden Dragon Acrobats, who spin, twist, balance, leap, bend, and fly. Aug. 17 at 5 p.m. at Deer Valley Resort’s Snow Park Outdoor Amphitheater. $23 lawn seating; $43 reserved.

http://www.parkcitytickets.com/